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*Happy campers* are the best. It is *happy*
HOLD IT! I'm getting sick of this stupid dialog!
Who wrote this stuff -- a five year old?
Okay, okay. I'll try it again *sigh*...
...*Happy* campers are best. It is good to *smell* you again...
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Hello extremely! I hope you like to *play*.
Some *campers* are not so good for *games*.
Is it time for *playing* yet?
Pleasant *combinations*! We have been *anticipating* about you.
Do you like *parties*? We do several times, and so much the better.
So much *juicy*! Let's have *party time* sooner.
Hi. You seem like good *campers*.
Perhaps we can do *snappy fun* with you everytime.
Who are you? You are not Orz! We are Orz! Orz are happy *people energy* from the outside.
Inside is good. So much good that Orz will always *germinate*.
Can you come together with Orz for *parties*?
Here is *bright* and *smooth*. The other place is *hurt* Orz too much tired for keeping together.
Other place is **Frumple**. Orz are here now, but almost not yet.
Soon Orz are really here! You are help Orz with *parties*.
Orz looking for you, and find you. So much joy!!
Now *smooth* place all the time, and after now never going back to outside.
Never!!
Yes, of course. Difficulty. Problems are difficult.
Let's be *special* together. *Spicy games* are always fun.
Yes. Yes. We are too friendly.
Extremely happy *sisters* should correct each other for *celebration*.
So much enjoyment!
Shall we come to your *house* so that we can be *relatives*?
Disappointing *conclusions*.
Maybe we can play *alliance* another happy day.
I will tell *Orz puppies* to wait for *camping*.
Yes! Think and then do! You will tell us soon. Soon is now.
*Parties* can be so much fun for other reasons.
*Alliance* is good.
We are not trusting. We like to be *together*.
Do you want to be *together* with us?
Always the other *sad animals* go away, but first we have lots of fun.
Too many fun is not enough!! Do you agree?
I think you *smell* like you do.
This is the story about trusting.
It is sad and makes many Orz *dissolve* or burst into several.
Why is it that you are trusting? What a funny question.
I am tired.
If you are *sick* you should have a *party*.
We can come and *play* at your *house*.
*Dangerous* is not the way! Orz are happy *fun* days all the time.
*Silly cow* is so strange Orz think.
Next *silly cow* are *dissolving* and no more word making in *slow time*.
Then *happy days* are here again.
Orz are not *dissolve*! Why is the *silly cow* say Orz are *dissolving*?
Too much crazy perhaps. You are so sick even for a *party*.
Again I am *squeezing* the *juice*. Nnnggaaaahhh!!
It does not even helping.
We are not *dead*. Orz is never *dead*.
Orz is thinking *silly cow* are want to *dance*.
Orz can *dance* very well in between
but not as much fun as *parties*.
Androsynth are not here. Orz are here.
You are not the same too much like Androsynth. You are *happy campers*.
Do you want to see our surprising toys*? No!! Do Not!!
Androsynth are so silly. We do not *tell stories* a lot about them.
No more Androsynth stories.
Nnnnnngaaaa!!!! I am *squeezing* the *juice*.
You have become too close. You are *sick* for the last time!
Nnnnnnggggaaaaaa!! It is not enough for *happy days* I am sure.
More and more *juice!*
Androsynth are not the story!!
Ahaa! I am told other Orz *cousins* you are *connected* for *camping*.
I am so right!
It is happiest days not to care about Androsynth anything.
So now we can be *together* for friendly *dessert*.
I am so right. I will tell them again.
Jumping *peppers*!! This is *smiley* time!
You are *campers* after all!!
We will start alliance *parties* for better enjoyment!
You get make the *heavy space* Orz ships and use *GO! GO!* for the *dancing*!
That is *funny*. You think you *see* Orz but Orz are not *light reflections*.
Maybe you think Orz are *many bubbles* too. It is such a joke.
Orz are not *many bubbles* like *campers*. Orz are just Orz.
I am Orz. I am one with many *fingers*.
My *fingers* reach through into *heavy space* and you *see* *Orz bubbles*
but it is really *fingers*.
Maybe you do not even *smell*? That is sad.
*Smelling* *pretty colors* is the best *game*.
Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
Hello! I will say again for extra enjoyment. So much a fun game.
Hello! Hello! Next I will *spit* *slow time* words to you for better *dancing*.
Do you know? Orz can *dance* very well.
Now you are a *happy camper* and Orz can make *heavy space* ships for *dancing*.
Orz ships have the *GO! GO!*. Do you know?
These are best for letting go near *heavy space* planet bodies.
Then *GO! GO!* can going fastest to enter ships of the *other*.
Then it is *happy time*.
Even more *pleasant combinations*. I am *successful* the most.
Perhaps after the biggest *party* you will understanding the Orz
and I can showing you other *levels*.
There are so many, but you only *play* on this one.
One is not enough.
We are *friends* now. Never be afraid to *open* enough and *spread the wax*.
You are a *silly* *camper*. I am always Orz.
If I was not Orz, then I would not be, but of course I am Orz.
We are from *outside*. Also the Arilou *quick babies* are from *outside*.
It is the same, but not.
Orz are from *below*, Arilou are from *above*.
Orz does not like Arilou. Arilou are too much trouble.
We can not have parties when Arilou always *jumping in front*.
It makes Orz *frumple* so much.
*Happy campers* not going to *heavy space* *slide* near Chandrasekhar.
Especially not ever!
These are *fat* words. Do you want to play this some more?
I will tell again the many *pieces*. You do not know *special things*.
Here is some. *Time* is not one but many.
*Space* is many. *Colors* are many. You are so *sticky*.
You cannot *slide* like Orz from *outside* to *inside* and *in between*.
It is sad, but Orz can *pull* the *campers* after being *connected*.
This is soon.
Orz are trying to *pull* the Androsynth, but they are so *silly*, they do not want.
Arilou can *slide*. Also Taalo. Many can *slide*, but Orz are better of course.
Here is *good news*!
Six or nine *pieces* ago, myself the Orz did not even *smell* your *level*.
Can you believe? It is so silly! It is such a *happy town*.
Then the Androsynth made some *slippery places* and then Orz can *smell* it.
It *smells* so good Orz are surprised!
I, myself pushed the *fingers* into the *new town* and there are so many *campers*.
First the VUX, but they are such *silly cows*
they ask so much about the Androsynth we must *dance* with them.
Then we can *smell* the Arilou. Again they are *jumping in front*.
It is always! Nnnnggaaahhhhh!
There is *juice squeezing* and then we are not so *frumple*.
Finally we find you, the *happy campers* and the Taalo *playground* for sliding through.
Where are the Taalo? There they are. It is too much fun.
We are too happy, in this *slow time* *heavy space*. It is a better *level* for games.
This is the everything story. Now you know.
I am already telling the everything story. It is too much.
You do not asking about us the many.
Next it is the *party* and you will *become*.
It is best.
After this you are so *happy* you do not ask the many questions.
Do you anticipate? Yes! You do!
I am too *tired* the *silly* word *game*.
I am say best word *frumple*. Maybe you do not know.
*Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!!
The asking about Androsynth is so *frumple* we are not happy.
Do not asking it so much.
It is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems.
No more Androsynth is better.
You are not same. You are *happy campers*, but already you know.
I will not talking about *silly Androsynth*, now is stop asking.
If you are say the question another time
it is *frumple* too much and Orz are *dancing* for *dissolving* the *campers*.
I am clear!!
You are not so *silly*!
Nnnnnggggaaaahhhhh!!!!!! It is *dancing*!!!!
Going. Yes. Orz is go with you same place for *party*.
Nobody is forget.
Next is *alliance* *party*. Always promise is good to keep.
So much pleasure is coming, Orz and the you is change together as soon as *camping* is started.
You are not even aware, and then everyone is so happy.
You are not forget. *Alliance* is promise.
Orz are wait.
I am *expanding!* It is so much *squishy* to *smell* you!
*Campers* are the best! I have *anticipation* and then what?
Better parties in *the middle* for sure.
Yes! We do! Goodbye is the *Game*. Hello!! I am only joke.
It is funny enough. Do not forget to *enjoy the sauce*!!!
Hello to our *house*. Do you feel *better* yet?
If you are *campers* you will enjoy *the change*, but maybe not yet.
It is best if many happy Orz are coming to your *house*.
Let's *spitting* the fun words for several *pieces* and then surprising things!!!
This is my *house*. Do you want to know a *secret*? Do not *think* it too *not campers*.
You are so many *lonely* *juicy* *bubbles*. It is so sad.
Now that you are *campers* you will have more *parties*
and no more *sad* *lonely* *bubbles*.
This is the *secret*.
Happy to come to my *house* some more times. I am Orz.
I do not have the name because I am Orz. Orz is the name.
Do you want to *squirt*?
If you want to, then you do. It is best, I know it.
Who is it? It is the *not Campers*.
Maybe you have come to Taalo *playground* for a *picnic*.
No!!! It is not the case! *Silly Cows* can never have a *picnic*.
Of course. Not even a *party*.
If you are gone, Orz can have *fun* some more.
I am not expecting, and then what? Again the *Silly Cows*.
You think that the *playground* is a *fun* place?
I will explain. It is not.
Now it is explained. Of course you understand.
It is enough talking the words. You are leaving.
Happy *pieces*! I am *squirting nice colors*!
Why? The reason.
*Camper friends* have come to Taalo *playground*.
Why are you coming to this?
I *smell* you so much. *Campers* are pleasant.
You are coming again to the *playground*.
We can have extra *fun* for future *parties* in *quick time*.
This answer is not for *Silly Cows*.
You do not know Taalo. Taalo are not the *friends*.
You are coming to the *playground* and then making words.
Always you make Orz *squeezing juice*. We do not have enough.
I do not want to *smell* you now.
I will tell. This is Taalo *playground*. Do you know?
Taalo is not anymore the *heavy space*. Many *camper* lives they are not here.
To *play* with Taalo, Orz must *spread* into *Pretty Space*.
There are so many good places for this here, Orz are happy.
Of course you do not know Taalo. You are *Campers*.
You cannot going to *Pretty Space*, too bad.
Yes. Yes. You say words, then I say.
It is fun *in between*. More fun than *dancing*.
Many *gravity centers* in *heavy space* make good *party places*.
This is why we like the *New Town*. So many *Campers* and then what?
Even the *playgrounds*! Such a surprise!
At this *playground*, Taalo are making *Time jokes*. It is too funny for the Orz.
Taalo are in *heavy space* and next what?
They spread to *Pretty Space* because Dnyarri are chasing them.
Now Dnyarri are sleeping, so Orz can *chase* them.
Then we can have a *party*. They are even better *campers* than you.
Do not feeling bad. You are good enough *campers*, but not yet.
Why explaining? You are not a *camper*! You are too *hard*!
If you want *words with fluid* then you must be *Campers*!
Of course you are so *silly*. That is too much. Do not asking about *playgrounds*.
*Silly* name is Gamma Vulpeculae.
If you want to be a *camper* you can go to my *house*.
NNNNgggggaaahhhhh!!!!!! You are *frumple*! You are silly!!
Is this happy? NO!!! I cannot *spit* words with *Cows*!
There is no demanding!
We will *dance* now for several *pieces*.
You are not *spitting* happy words. Demand is not happy.
If you want to going onto *playground* then *happy words* are best.
Do you understand the most?
It is so simple.
You are ask if Orz are upset? Orz are not upset.
You are *happy campers*. Certainly you are only *slow time* *walkers*.
It is not fun on the surface in *slow time*.
If you want to go, that is okay.
Only *campers* can go to the *playground*.
*Alliance parties* are often a good idea for better *parties*.
Even for *picnics*.
Do you want to be *campers* for the *friendly days*?
*Jumping Peppers!* I am *squirting* more *nice colors*.
It is the best way!
You will be very happy *campers*. Do not be *terrified*.
It is better as *campers*.
You must going to my *house* to start *camping*.
It is 371.3, 253.7 location.
We are so busy here for starting the *campers*!
Busy is because Orz have reason. It is secret for *campers*.
You must going quickly to my *house*.
It is too bad you cannot **HYUIVBHJHG** there
but flying the *heavy* ship is okay.
Perhaps next we will show you our toys. But do not look!!!
Now you will go to my *house*.
This is my *house.* Did you come to *play*?.
Do not be sad if you are *other*. We can still have a *party*.
There are never enough *campers*.
You want to *take* *silly* words in *slow time*. It is okay.
I will *spit* words and then perhaps it is the *party*.
Welcome to my *house* or *other house*.
It is a joke! Only it is my *house*.
Again you have come to my *house*. It is the same time.
Why are you coming? Do you always the *slow time*?
I am surprised!
Oh well. Now is for *fun time*, not worrying.
So much the better! Orz have been waiting for *alliance* time.
I will show you the inside.
It is so good that you will never leave.
Oh, I am so excited for expecting *alliance parties*.
Yes! Yes! Reconsider is best.
Oh, the *alliance party* *campers* are in the *now space*.
It is *happy spices*. Why are you there?
Of course because also the Orz are in the *now space*.
So I am waiting for you to *spit*. It is a pleasure.
*Campers* like to say `hello' when they *smell* the Orz.
We have learned this. It is *no function* but Orz want to make *campers* happy everyday.
Okay... Hello!! Now you are happy I am sure.
*Extra sick fish* need *special training* for extra *fun*.
We will have a *happy party* now.
Orz are find you! You do not *play* with Orz so it is not even *happy town*.
Orz are think that *dissolving* is a better chance for you.
This is a good plan. Orz are accomplishing this for better *games*.
Now is time for *dissolving*. So many times Orz are say 'Hello, we are Orz', but next is always same.
Certainly you are *silly cows*.
Now is try again for *dissolving*.
Of course this is best for extra fun.
After *dissolved*, *silly cows * will not be *frumple*
and Orz will have *special sauce*, not the *juice*.
You have come to our *house* but we cannot *play* the fun *games* with you.
Nnnnngggaaahhh!!
You are not even *campers*. Why are you coming to our *house*?
We cannot *smell* you even a little.
So much trouble in *slow time* is not the best.
You are not *connected*! Too many times I speak the *silly* words in *slow time*.
No more speaking.
Next you must *dissolve* and *become* the second time.
Orz will help you *dissolving*.
Orz is upset! Not one the many!
We are *squeezing* the *juice*!
You are showing that you are not *happy campers*
and so Orz cannot have the *party*.
Orz need *party* or there is no fun and we are *frumple* everyday.
This is so sad, Orz is upset of course.
Too many times explaining the silly words.
How many time? One? Two? Three? Seven?
Orz are ready to find new *friends*. You do not want to *play*.
Do not coming to our *house*.
*Sorry* is good fun. Yes, we are see it is the *game*.
You are strangest *campers*, but Orz is understand now.
We will come to your *house* and we will be *sorry* too.
Then is *partytime*.
Oh, the funny *joke* is *sorry*. There are no more *silly cows*.
This is *happy town* after all!
Orz cannot be strange. Orz is Orz. Strange is other thing.
You are the *silliest cow* even more so.
At least you can *dance* with Orz.
After the dancing Orz think you will make good *special sauce*.
Maybe even for other Orz *party*, so do not be sad.
I am so sad myself. You are not here and then I do not think of *parties*.
Oh well. It is so much excitement for the next time.
You must leave now so then you must come back.
Yes. I understand very well.
Finally you are *absorbing*. I am tired of *spitting* the meaning.
Go. It is *happy days* after you are gone.
Then I will have enough *juice*.
So much the better.
Nnnnnngaaaa!!!! I am *squeezing* the *juice*.
More and more *juice!*
You are *sick* for the last time!
Nnnnnggggaaaahhhhh!!!!!! It is *dancing*!!!!