Ah, I see someone approaches, but who is it?
Ho, ho! It is the creature which I wrongly called a disgusting Ur-Quan slimewad
and a cowardly slug-spawn
and a pouchless lard-log freak
and a leprous, non-functional sex organ
and a wallowing, phlegm-filled Dgrunti belly-licker.
HA! My human friend has returned!
So what am I doing out here, you ask?
I'M TRYING TO GET SOME REST, THAT'S WHAT!!!
I'll be lucky if I don't have a heart attack soon.
You have no idea how hard it is to personally replenish an entire species!
I, Katana the Warrior, have travelled for long years through space finally to come home
only to witness you blasting my brother to atoms!
Now you die!
The Ur-Quan has returned! How unusually brave
for a leprous, non-functional sex organ, like yourself.
Evil murderer, you think to taunt me.
Ha! And again I say, Ha!
I have faced far worse than you
You pitiful imitation of six-weeks dead Dhrang!
I swear by the hero, Daikon, this time I will kill you.
Attention huge alien vessel!
Though most of my sensory instruments are malfunctioning
my mass indicator shows the huge size or your vessel
revealing that you are none other
than a disgusting Ur-Quan slimewad!
I am the glorious Shofixti warrior, Tanaka.
You killed my father... my mother... my many brothers
all six of my sisters
in fact, my entire species.
Prepare to die!
Ah, so the cowardly slug-spawn has returned!
You were most fortunate last time, you hideous, pouchless freak
but this time I shall surely destroy your vessel
you slithering eater of putrid hairballs.
I see you're back for even more humiliation, you flatulent, Ur-Quan pus-cup.
I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!
Don't attack -- we're not the Ur-Quan! We're your allies!A typical Ur-Quan gambit... which has failed.
And now I howl the scream of death -- Kyaiee!
Hey, stop shooting! Someone could get hurt!I will only stop when you are dead.
Look, you're getting me REALLY pissed-off! Stop attacking and talk!Too bad.
Don't you know the war is over?For me it will never be over.
Look, the war is over -- really!For you perhaps, fat cowardly lard-log.
There is no point in further bloodshed.Oh yes there is!
When you have shed enough blood, You Will Die!
Gee, if that's the way you feel, then I'll be on my way.Oh no you don't
No one insults us like that you toothless, piebald, impotent roof-rabbit!You limp, bloodless sack of decaying flesh Ur-Quan! You die!
Those are mighty words from a dripping, snout-rotted little furball!I will hang your withered reproductive organs from my posterior monitor!
Look donkey breath - one more insult and it's vapor city for you!Why you wallowing, phlegm-filled Dgrunti belly-licker, you
Ur-Quans never insulted me before!
Who did you say you were?
I am Captain x from the y aboard the flagship z. Cease aggression immediately!
Oh. I am sorriest