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ORZ
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*Happy campers* are the best. It is *happy* HOLD IT! I'm getting sick of this stupid dialog! Who wrote this stuff -- a five year old? Okay, okay. I'll try it again *sigh*... ...*Happy* campers are best. It is good to *smell* you again... (MESSAGE FROM TRANSLATION COMPUTER: INCOMING MESSAGE EXTREMELY UNORTHODOX IN COMPOSITION. TRANSLATION INCLUDES MANY LINGUAL BEST-FITS. FOR CLARITY, BEST-FITS ARE DENOTED BY ASTERISK PAIRS. OVERALL ACCURACY OF TRANSLATION: UNKNOWN. (MESSAGE BEGINS...) Who are you? What can you tell us about yourselves?Who are you? You are not Orz! We are Orz! Orz are happy *people energy* from the outside.Inside is good. So much good that Orz will always *germinate*. Can you come together with Orz for *parties*? Okay, right. Uh... maybe you could tell me why you are here.Here is *bright* and *smooth*. The other place is *hurt* Orz too much tired for keeping together.Other place is **Frumple**. Orz are here now, but almost not yet. Soon Orz are really here! You are help Orz with *parties*. Orz looking for you, and find you. So much joy!! Now *smooth* place all the time, and after now never going back to outside. Never!! Hello to our *house*. Do you feel *better* yet? If you are *campers* you will enjoy *the change*, but maybe not yet. It is best if many happy Orz are coming to your *house*. Let's *spitting* the fun words for several *pieces* and then surprising things!!! This is my *house*. Do you want to know a *secret*? Do not *think* it too *not campers*. You are so many *lonely* *juicy* *bubbles*. It is so sad. Now that you are *campers* you will have more *parties* and no more *sad* *lonely* *bubbles*. This is the *secret*. Happy to come to my *house* some more times. I am Orz. I do not have the name because I am Orz. Orz is the name. Do you want to *squirt*? If you want to, then you do. It is best, I know it. Oh, the *alliance party* *campers* are in the *now space*. It is *happy spices*. Why are you there? Of course because also the Orz are in the *now space*. So I am waiting for you to *spit*. It is a pleasure. *Campers* like to say `hello' when they *smell* the Orz. We have learned this. It is *no function* but Orz want to make *campers* happy everyday. Okay... Hello!! Now you are happy I am sure. I am *expanding!* It is so much *squishy* to *smell* you! *Campers* are the best! I have *anticipation* and then what? Better parties in *the middle* for sure. Uh... hi there. Nice to see you again... I think.That is *funny*. You think you *see* Orz but Orz are not *light reflections*.Maybe you think Orz are *many bubbles* too. It is such a joke. Orz are not *many bubbles* like *campers*. Orz are just Orz. I am Orz. I am one with many *fingers*. My *fingers* reach through into *heavy space* and you *see* *Orz bubbles* but it is really *fingers*. Maybe you do not even *smell*? That is sad. *Smelling* *pretty colors* is the best *game*. Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*. The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go. It more fun than several. You can go there for too much fun. Hello! I will say again for extra enjoyment. So much a fun game. Hello! Hello! Next I will *spit* *slow time* words to you for better *dancing*. Do you know? Orz can *dance* very well. Now you are a *happy camper* and Orz can make *heavy space* ships for *dancing*. Orz ships have the *GO! GO!*. Do you know? These are best for letting go near *heavy space* planet bodies. Then *GO! GO!* can going fastest to enter ships of the *other*. Then it is *happy time*. Even more *pleasant combinations*. I am *successful* the most. Perhaps after the biggest *party* you will understanding the Orz and I can showing you other *levels*. There are so many, but you only *play* on this one. One is not enough. We are *friends* now. Never be afraid to *open* enough and *spread the wax*. I'm still not exactly clear on who you are and where you're from.You are a *silly* *camper*. I am always Orz.If I was not Orz, then I would not be, but of course I am Orz. We are from *outside*. Also the Arilou *quick babies* are from *outside*. It is the same, but not. Orz are from *below*, Arilou are from *above*. Orz does not like Arilou. Arilou are too much trouble. We can not have parties when Arilou always *jumping in front*. It makes Orz *frumple* so much. *Happy campers* not going to *heavy space* *slide* near Chandrasekhar. Especially not ever! These are *fat* words. Do you want to play this some more? I will tell again the many *pieces*. You do not know *special things*. Here is some. *Time* is not one but many. *Space* is many. *Colors* are many. You are so *sticky*. You cannot *slide* like Orz from *outside* to *inside* and *in between*. It is sad, but Orz can *pull* the *campers* after being *connected*. This is soon. Orz are trying to *pull* the Androsynth, but they are so *silly*, they do not want. Arilou can *slide*. Also Taalo. Many can *slide*, but Orz are better of course. Here is *good news*! Six or nine *pieces* ago, myself the Orz did not even *smell* your *level*. Can you believe? It is so silly! It is such a *happy town*. Then the Androsynth made some *slippery places* and then Orz can *smell* it. It *smells* so good Orz are surprised! I, myself pushed the *fingers* into the *new town* and there are so many *campers*. First the VUX, but they are such *silly cows* they ask so much about the Androsynth we must *dance* with them. Then we can *smell* the Arilou. Again they are *jumping in front*. It is always! Nnnnggaaahhhhh! There is *juice squeezing* and then we are not so *frumple*. Finally we find you, the *happy campers* and the Taalo *playground* for sliding through. Where are the Taalo? There they are. It is too much fun. We are too happy, in this *slow time* *heavy space*. It is a better *level* for games. This is the everything story. Now you know. I am already telling the everything story. It is too much. You do not asking about us the many. Next it is the *party* and you will *become*. It is best. After this you are so *happy* you do not ask the many questions. Do you anticipate? Yes! You do! I am too *tired* the *silly* word *game*. Our charts show this as Androsynth space. Do you know what happened to them?Androsynth are not here. Orz are here.You are not the same too much like Androsynth. You are *happy campers*. Do you want to see our surprising toys*? No!! Do Not!! Androsynth are so silly. We do not *tell stories* a lot about them. No more Androsynth stories. What happened?? Dammit, what did you do to the Androsynth?!!Nnnnnngaaaa!!!! I am *squeezing* the *juice*.You have become too close. You are *sick* for the last time! Nnnnnnggggaaaaaa!! It is not enough for *happy days* I am sure. More and more *juice!* Androsynth are not the story!! Uh, that's okay. I didn't really care about them so much anyway.Ahaa! I am told other Orz *cousins* you are *connected* for *camping*.I am so right! It is happiest days not to care about Androsynth anything. So now we can be *together* for friendly *dessert*. I am so right. I will tell them again. Now please don't get mad, but what DID happen to the Androsynth?I am say best word *frumple*. Maybe you do not know.*Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!! The asking about Androsynth is so *frumple* we are not happy. Do not asking it so much. It is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems. No more Androsynth is better. Just tell me this. Are we in for the same fate as them?You are not same. You are *happy campers*, but already you know.I will not talking about *silly Androsynth*, now is stop asking. If you are say the question another time it is *frumple* too much and Orz are *dancing* for *dissolving* the *campers*. I am clear!! You are not so *silly*! Okay, okay, you don't want to talk about the Androsynth. If you did, what would you say?Nnnnnggggaaaahhhhh!!!!!! It is *dancing*!!!!This is my *house.* Did you come to *play*?. Do not be sad if you are *other*. We can still have a *party*. There are never enough *campers*. You want to *take* *silly* words in *slow time*. It is okay. I will *spit* words and then perhaps it is the *party*. Welcome to my *house* or *other house*. It is a joke! Only it is my *house*. Again you have come to my *house*. It is the same time. Why are you coming? Do you always the *slow time*? I am surprised! Oh well. Now is for *fun time*, not worrying. Hello extremely! I hope you like to *play*. Some *campers* are not so good for *games*. Is it time for *playing* yet? Pleasant *combinations*! We have been *anticipating* about you. Do you like *parties*? We do several times, and so much the better. So much *juicy*! Let's have *party time* sooner. Hi. You seem like good *campers*.Perhaps we can do *snappy fun* with you everytime.Do not attempt any hostilities or you will be immediately destroyed.If you are *sick* you should have a *party*.We can come and *play* at your *house*. We have no time for childish nonsense. We require information. Comply at once.*Extra sick fish* need *special training* for extra *fun*. We will have a *happy party* now. I am Captain, of the starship. We are having translation problems.Yes, of course. Difficulty. Problems are difficult.Let's be *special* together. *Spicy games* are always fun. You seem like friendly fellows. Perhaps you could aid us in our mission?Yes. Yes. We are too friendly.Extremely happy *sisters* should correct each other for *celebration*. So much enjoyment! Shall we come to your *house* so that we can be *relatives*? We have reconsidered the idea of an alliance between our peoples.So much the better! Orz have been waiting for *alliance* time.I will show you the inside. It is so good that you will never leave. Oh, I am so excited for expecting *alliance parties*. Yes! Yes! Reconsider is best. Uh... I presume you are talking about an alliance. Yes, we are very interested.Jumping *peppers*!! This is *smiley* time!You are *campers* after all!! We will start alliance *parties* for better enjoyment! You get make the *heavy space* Orz ships and use *GO! GO!* for the *dancing*! I am not quite sure, but I think the answer is no.Disappointing *conclusions*.Maybe we can play *alliance* another happy day. I will tell *Orz puppies* to wait for *camping*. No point in rushing into anything. Let us think about it some more.Yes! Think and then do! You will tell us soon. Soon is now.*Parties* can be so much fun for other reasons. *Alliance* is good. You seem very... uh, trusting. Why is that?We are not trusting. We like to be *together*.Do you want to be *together* with us? Always the other *sad animals* go away, but first we have lots of fun. Too many fun is not enough!! Do you agree? I think you *smell* like you do. This is the story about trusting. It is sad and makes many Orz *dissolve* or burst into several. Why is it that you are trusting? What a funny question. I am tired. Well, it's been.... uh... well, I'm afraid I have to go now. Do you understand?Going. Yes. Orz is go with you same place for *party*.Nobody is forget. Next is *alliance* *party*. Always promise is good to keep. So much pleasure is coming, Orz and the you is change together as soon as *camping* is started. You are not even aware, and then everyone is so happy. You are not forget. *Alliance* is promise. Orz are wait. Orz are find you! You do not *play* with Orz so it is not even *happy town*. Orz are think that *dissolving* is a better chance for you. This is a good plan. Orz are accomplishing this for better *games*. Now is time for *dissolving*. So many times Orz are say 'Hello, we are Orz', but next is always same. Certainly you are *silly cows*. Now is try again for *dissolving*. Of course this is best for extra fun. After *dissolved*, *silly cows * will not be *frumple* and Orz will have *special sauce*, not the *juice*. You have come to our *house* but we cannot *play* the fun *games* with you. Nnnnngggaaahhh!! You are not even *campers*. Why are you coming to our *house*? We cannot *smell* you even a little. So much trouble in *slow time* is not the best. You are not *connected*! Too many times I speak the *silly* words in *slow time*. No more speaking. Next you must *dissolve* and *become* the second time. Orz will help you *dissolving*. You appear to be upset. Have I offended you somehow?Orz is upset! Not one the many!We are *squeezing* the *juice*! You are showing that you are not *happy campers* and so Orz cannot have the *party*. Orz need *party* or there is no fun and we are *frumple* everyday. This is so sad, Orz is upset of course. Too many times explaining the silly words. How many time? One? Two? Three? Seven? Orz are ready to find new *friends*. You do not want to *play*. Do not coming to our *house*. Look, let's just try to work this out peacefully, okay?*Sorry* is good fun. Yes, we are see it is the *game*.You are strangest *campers*, but Orz is understand now. We will come to your *house* and we will be *sorry* too. Then is *partytime*. Oh, the funny *joke* is *sorry*. There are no more *silly cows*. This is *happy town* after all! You are a dangerous species. We want nothing to do with you.
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